by Warryn Wydman » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:42 pm
"Well.. I'm not drunk enough for those." He took a gulp of wine, before smiling mischiveously "But I am drunk enough for something else. Have you heard about Marqus? You know.. No.... One...
Slick as Marqus
No one's quick as Marqus
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Marqus'
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Jon, Sam, or Renly
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
No one's been like Marqus
A king pin like Marqus
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Marqus
As a specimen, yes, he's intimidating!
My what a guy, that Marqus!
No one fights like Marqus
Douses lights like Marqus
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Marqus!
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see he's got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
And ev'ry last inch of him's covered with hair!
No one hits like Marqus
Matches wits like Marqus
In a spitting match nobody spits like Marqus
He's especially good at expectorating!-
No one jousts like Marqus
Makes those rounds like Marqus
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Marqus
And use antles in all of his decorating!
My what a guy, MARQUS!
Warryn looked around, to see how many joined him.
House Wydman * Andal Warrior* Arrogant Heir * Tourney Knight * Status 3
Everyday inventory: Wydman signet ring
Combat inventory: Breastplate, greatsword